A Company Secretary to his WIFE..............................
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Husband : Hi Dear, mark my attendence.
Wife : You are too late.
Husband : No problem, i am ready to pay additional fee.
Wife : Be serious, we have plan to go for movie.
Husband : I know this matter can be taken at any other meeting.
Wife : I really have done a wrong marrying You.
Husband : Yes, also you should no that its an un-compoundable offence.
Wife : Lets finalize whether we should live together or be separated.
Husband : Dont be silly; Proxies are not allowed to speak.
Wife : Please, leave me alone.
Husband : No, i cant let the meeting conducted without Quorum.
Wife : I will just be mad.
Husband : Contracts with or by any Lunastic person is void ab initio.
Wife : i just want to go to my fathers house, take these keys of your house.
Husband : Presently i dont have any Buy back offer.
Wife : I just want to be seperated from you.
Husband : You have to apply to the court for Demerger.
Wife : I think we both are unable to settle our disputes.
Husband : No Problem, lets apply to the court for voluntary winding up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a nice day........................
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Gaurav Aggarwal
08-Sep-2011 , 08:30:11 amGood one....
neeraj
10-Sep-2011 , 02:31:15 amgood one............nice