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Sabi boyfriendz k dilo ki kahani
every boyfrnd must read it
Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai Problem yehhai ki main chahata hoonki meri life mein koi problem na ho Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai And bull shitshe is worried yaar, Usse to celebrate karna chahiye tha She is in thisexactly what she wants Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon Trust me yaar 6 mahino me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship? Kahin ki khushiya? Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaanuska birthday, uske kutte ka birthday, Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha In ladkiyon ko na koikhush nahi rakh sakta Ahappy woman is a mythA happy woman is a myth Tu batman wali kidekh le, Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana tab tak bolti rahi "tum toh kuch karte nahi ho, nakara ho, napunshak ho main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu jisdin bechara batman ban gaya Us din boli "Tum toh batman ban gaye", Mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai, Bloody bollywood romantic masaala Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam, Iskebaad ka story koi nahi batata Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon Iske baad ladke neladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problem Hug kiya to chape ho rahe hoItna bhi achcha nahi lagta Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti, inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion layeMere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki table lena hai table lena hai 5 ghante mall me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge table lena hai table lena hai... Office me kaam kar raha hoon,Phone aa jayega, Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar sakta Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna? Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega Are do minutekarloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan Thik se to kar paoonga nahi, Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata tonaatak Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai. Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala..!! Trust me I say patta hai saala patta... ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho lo ji 1 paisa per second aur phone karo aur phone karo..!! Aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko fir iska jawab unhe bhi do Tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko, You have lost interest inme Tumhe hoon hoon hikarna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya..?? Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya??? Jaa ke bharti mittal se puch na, Tujhemain bata raha hoon..!! Uss ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...seriously Main shart laga sakta hoon... Tujhe kya lagta hai Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo India nahi jaa raha tha.!! Galti se pahoonch gaya? Usko topata tha Wo bechara to kahin door jana chahta tha Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon, Nah to das sawaal poochti Kahaan jaa rahe ho, Kyon jaa rahe ho,Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaarahe ho? Seedhe seedhekyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya Office me kaam kar raha hoon,Sms aajayega, I love you..!! Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon I love you too Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo abey kaam kya karti hai office mein..?? Do sms ka reply mat karna Turant Phone aa jayega,Phone mat uthaa. To dus min me message aachuka hoga I don't think its working anymore Dus min me Babu I love you to, I don't think its working anymore And this is when they are not even down Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain Aur yeh..!! Gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai??? Because they don't havea woman to screw theirhappiness na Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there isa woman True..!! But koiye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath Successful logon se kayiguna zyada hai is duniyame Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga, To khaana nahikhayegi Phir bhooki so jayegi Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo..!! Kya karoon naukri chod doon? Saale ghar jaao Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao, Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaakeshaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya Gadi gadi kya soch rahe ho??? kya soch rahe ho??? kya soch rahe ho??? Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karun:P
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