One mind blowing interview

Posted Date : 19-Apr-2012 , 03:06:26 pm | Posted By CASANSAAR print

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One mind blowing interview

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I ...am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication
engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had
never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an
admission into it ..
What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I
was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I
prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The
baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So
I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao
Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your
engineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you
know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis
tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and
3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will
try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket
matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no… I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought
I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was
looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’ education it
self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms
have you worked?
Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my
current platforms. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my
platform then. As you can see I have experience of different
platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?
Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in
German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a higher
version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new
language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the
language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?
Candidate : My general experience about projects is – most of the
times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since
joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that
Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know Word and
Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone
call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words
like – ‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’, ‘quality’, ‘version
control’, ‘deadlines’ , ‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame
others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have
deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear
t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as
to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably
1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe.
But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in
the current year, I don’t mind going there in that period. As you can
see I am modest and don’t have many expectations. So can I assume my
selection?

Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome
to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section ‘Stress
Management’ in the HRD of Infosys.

So Excellence is not the only thing Needed. Its the Unique Quality of
a Person which can let anyone to Success. Work on Your own Field
rather then following somebody else's Path ♥♥♥

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